Clearing the Cache

Marrying Jenni in Stardew Valley

One of the kids’ favorite games, Stardew Valley, got an update that allowed 8 players to cooperate in one game. Jenni and I joined our kids’ existing farm since they are multimillionaires and toured each of their mansions.

However, when Jenni and I were caught snogging in the game, the kids decided that we needed to get married so that we could be an official in-game couple.

They orchestrated a waterfall location for the proposal, provided the wedding ring, got us a tuxedo and wedding dress, and upgraded my trailer home to a log cabin.

It was fun letting them take care of us while Jenni and I childishly flirted.